Stoics
You know what's really an underrated virtue--generally and universally, but "these days" especially? Sanity. And Jerry Seinfeld, besides (though maybe not wholly separate, or separable, from) being one of the most instinctively funny and perceptive people we have among us, is also eminently and admirably sane.
He says that Marcus Aurelius is his hero. Marcus Aurelius was not very funny per se, but he was also acutely perceptive and mostly sane (for a second-century Roman emperor, anyway). When Bari Weiss, at the end of an interesting and poignant interview, asks why Marcus Aurelius, Seinfeld answers: "Perspective, the most important single word in life."
Note –– tellingly, I think –– the absence of the indefinite article there, plus the syntactically slightly odd insertion of "single." The OED gives 13 definitions for "perspective." III.9.a and, better still, III.9.b (without the indefinite article) get us quite close to what (I think) he means:
Watch (or revisit) Steve James' recent, excellent 30 for 30 doc, The Luckiest Guy in the World, to appreciate the extent of Walton's wonderful weirdness, which went far beyond his unfortunately injury-abbreviated (hence the seeming irony of the film's ultimately sincere title) period of basketball greatness.
Too much as they are
Is Wallace Stevens in The Tortured Poets Dept? One suspects yes.
There are resonances and resemblances. In roses picked and figures deployed and the rhetorical space between the object itself and its objectness as metaphor, between substitutive fakes or tricks of the light and the Real Thing.
3 Films, 3 Albums
I Saw the TV Glow There are strong shades here of Jane Schoenbrun's earlier We're All Going to the World's Fair and also of Kevin Phillips' Super Dark Times, but it's vastly more coherent than the former and less ultimately impactful than the latter. Its first two acts (1996, 1998) are really engrossing and well-done, the third (2006) more of a mixed bag, the twenty-years-later denouement perplexing, disappointing, or a bit of both. On the whole, though, its particular wavelength of strangeness is appealing; at times tapping into (if not quite articulating) ideas that feel in some sense new and in some sense right. Schoenbrun is making strides both as a storyteller and visual stylist. I look forward to what will come next.
Abigail A very by-the-numbers, old-fashioned trapped-in-a-haunted-house-(/vampire's-castle) movie, with paper-thin stock caricatures, an overly slick script abounding with cheesy horror-comedy one-liners (esp. puns, of course), an in-theory-poignant but in-practice-just-perfunctory emotional back-story for the Final Girl, and easily foreseeable plot twists paying diminishing returns as it runs out of gas over the last half-hour or so. But if none of these formula components is a deal-breaker per se, it's a reasonably fun diversion made with an amateur's infectious enthusiasm and a professional's basic competence and solid budget. (RIP Angus Cloud, a distinctive talent and presence, gone far too soon.)
Unfrosted If you love Seinfeld (and/or Seinfeld) and hold firmly to the convinction (as I do) that Cabin Boy is one of the funniest films ever made, then this one's for you. Everyone involved is having a ball, clearly, most of all Seinfeld himself, and that pervasive sense of fun and playfulness is infectious enough to compensate when the jokes don't quite land. But most of them do land -- at least if the above criteria apply to your sense of humour.
Billie Eilish, Hit Me Hard and Soft Unbelievably in 2024, there are just ten songs here, most of them quite good or better, namely the first three and last four. The album's middle gets a bit middling and mushy, with a few songs that sound left over from the ho-hum, surprisingly boring Happier than Ever. But (more) happily, the best songs here ("Chihiro," "Lunch," "The Diner") point in a new direction. None sound much at all like When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?, a masterpiece of precocious youth and goth-pop pleasures distilled like bottled lightning. I would be very surprised if ever she were to make a more viscerally exciting album, or just a better one; but HMHAS – unlike HTE – restores faith that she is highly likely to keep making good and interesting albums, and the latter may matter more actually, because boring really doesn't suit her at all.
Ariana Grande, Eternal Sunshine Hit Me Hard and Soft would've been an apt title for any of the three of AG's great albums, i.e., 2016's Dangerous Woman (now classic, if it wasn't so instantly), 2018's Sweetener (spottier but terrific), 2019's Thank U, Next (to my tastes her best to date). This new one just hits soft, though in so doing it leaves more of an overall impression than did 2020's Positions, which landed like something of an afterthought.
Dua Lipa, Radical Optimism Sure, it's pretty radical to be optimistic about much of anything in 2024, but that's (thankfully, maybe?) where this album's ostensible radicalism begins and ends. (Which is fine!) Certainly neither the form nor content of Radical Optimism poses any kind of implicit or explicit challenge to anything at all, except for one's ability to sustain a glum mood while listening to it. (Which is great!) To propose another title swap, Eternal Sunshine would've been a perfect name for this one, while Radical Optimism would be a good way of describing that extra, persevering power injected into AG's stronger songs since the trauma of the Manchester concert bombing. Dua Lipa -- whatever her background, biography, or politics (...?) -- is a consummately professional disco diva making slickly polished disco records. If those records will change no one's life, they might at least change the tenor of someone's day. (Which isn't nothing!) What, god knows, we don't need more of in 2024 is over-committed, under-qualified radicals. But we can definitely do with more eternally sunny, professionally committed disco divas.
Live from New York
SNL is 50. And I've been watching it for as long as I can remember.
Here are the twenty-five best musical performances I can recall (albeit with a few conspicuously highly regrettable hosts...) –– some before my time and viewed as re-runs, but most caught live, hence the admitted '90s-forward bias.
01. Paul Simon with Ladysmith Black Mambazo, "Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes" & "The Boy in the Bubble" [at 26:00 and 52:17] (Nov. 22, 1986; host: Robin Williams)
02. Radiohead, "The National Anthem" & "Idioteque" (Oct. 14, 2000; Kate Hudson)
03. Sinéad O'Connor, "Success Has Made a Failure of Our Home" [at 7:46] & "War" [at 13:30] (Oct. 3, 1992; Tim Robbins)
04. Hole, "Violet" & "Doll Parts" (Dec. 17, 1994; George Foreman)
05. Nirvana, "Heart-Shaped Box" & "Rape Me" (Sep. 25, 1993; Charles Barkley)
06. Sinéad O'Connor, "Three Babies" & "The Last Day of Our Acquaintance" (Sep. 29, 1990; Kyle MacLachlan)
07. Nirvana, "Smells Like Teen Spirit" & "Territorial Pissings" (Jan. 11, 1992; Rob Morrow)
08. A Tribe Called Quest, "We the People..." & "The Space Program" (Nov. 12, 2016; Dave Chappelle)
09. Taylor Swift, "All Too Well" (10-minute version) (Nov. 13, 2021; Jonathan Majors)
10. Robyn, "Call Your Girlfriend" & "Dancing on My Own" (Dec. 10, 2011; Katy Perry)
11. Rihanna, "Diamonds" & "Stay" (Nov. 10, 2012; Anne Hathaway)
13. The Cranberries, "Zombie" & "Ode to My Family" (Feb. 25, 1995; George Clooney)
14. Sia, "Alive" & "Bird Set Free" (Nov. 7, 2015; Donald Trump)
15. Rage Against the Machine, "Bulls on Parade" (April 13, 1996; Steve Forbes)
15. Talking Heads, "Take Me to the River" & "Artists Only" (Feb. 10, 1979; Cicely Tyson)
16. The Bangles, "In Your Room" & "Hazy Shade of Winter" (Dec. 3, 1988; Danny DeVito)
17. Beyoncé, "If I Were a Boy" & "Single Ladies" (Nov. 15, 2008; Paul Rudd)
18. Rosalia, "Chicken Teriyaki" & "La Fama" (March 22, 2022; Zoë Kravitz)
19. Fine Young Cannibals, "She Drives Me Crazy" & "Good Thing" (May 13, 1989; Wayne Gretzky)
22. Phoebe Bridgers, "Kyoto" & "I Know the End" (Feb. 6, 2021; Dan Levy)
23. Taylor Swift, "Ready for It?" & "Call It What You Want" (Nov. 11, 2017; Tiffany Haddish)
24. Britney Spears, "Me Against the Music" & "Everytime" (Oct. 18, 2003; Halle Berry)
25. Eminem, "Stan" & "The Real Slim Shady" (Oct. 7, 2000; Rob Lowe)
The Best of the Best (since Barcelona)
Five Months in, Tops 5s so far
03. Stopmotion Think: Showing Up reimagined as a (really good! really scary!) horror movie--though definitely not for the squeamish or faint of heart, in which case just stick to Showing Up.
03. Sleater-Kinney, Little Rope No Janet, no problem? Not exactly. But it's the strongest front-to-back S-K album since The Woods, which came out the day I turned 20 (!). They're even older than I am, which is old enough to know it's only rock n' roll – and at least one of them no longer needs to depend on making new music to make a living – but they like it.
The strongest, most impactful part of the talk, in my view, is from 47:23–1:09:00.
Also, from the Q&A (with both Yousef and journalist Rahim Mohamed), 1:18:00–1:26:15 is particularly interesting.