Every Big Girl Needs a Big PimpThis weekend, we watched some movies. All first viewings for me, so here's what I thunk:
I quite liked
The Big Lebowski and
O Brother Where Art Thou?, but loathed the grating attempts at humor found in
Fargo, and think
Intolerable Cruetly to be dull. Those were the only Coens I'd seen to date, so my average opinion of them was evened out to a nice, solid, "eh." But after hearing favorable things about
Barton Fink, and realizing that John Goodman is in it--I watched. And I liked. Here the Coens find a happy ground of comedy that works for them: black, over-the-top, and period-satire. John Turturro plays an Arthur Millerish playwrite, hired by Hollywood bigwigs to script them a wrestling picture. Against his better judgment, he goes. There, he's set up in a seedy hotel, plagued with a nasty case of writer's block, and slowly becoming more and more unhinged with each zany occurence. The film is entertaining, witty, and not at all patronizing (ahem,
Fargo). Plus, it's--unexpectedly--a pandora's box of mystery at its core, and I still haven't figured all of it out.
Despite flying rather lowly under the rader (I'd never heard of it), having a severely boring trailer, and an even more boring DVD case--I wanted to see this, pretty badly. Besides, don't judge a book by its cover, right? Not to mention all the
good things Josh had to say about the movie. A skewed period piece about a gal, lacking in emotion, but with acting ambition in spades--and something about said gal eating glass? Sign me up. Problem is, that synopsis is much more interesting than both the film and the gal.
Esther Kahn--even if you forgive the cheesy circle fade-ins, Oliver Twist-esque voiceover, Summer Phoenix's hammy accent, or the uninventive actress-who's-lifeless-until-on-stage plot--is, in the end, a very mediocre work. Visually, it is rather aesthetically pleasing, considering it's set amongst poor Jewish immigrants in 1890's London (not a very glamorous time). There are also some moments of (possibly unintentional?) humor, that made the whole endeavor that much more enjoyable. And Phoenix--accent aside--was good, given the...er, challenging role. Okay, I'm out of nice things to say. Even the glass-eating was brief and unsatisfying. All in all,
Esther Kahn's biggest crime is being as slow, uninvolved and cold as its title character.
Fat Girl is a movie I never hear people talk about. I'm sure they do (...talk about it), I'd just never noticed. I'd heard the title, of course, and seen the Criterion cover. Somehow I pictured it being made in the 70's, and the fat girl being evil or menacing. I realize as I type this, I was probably getting it confused with
The Honeymoon Killers (1970), which also features an obese female, and is on Criterion. But I digress. Catherine Breillat's film is French, came out in 2001, and the girl whom they call "fat" is actually kinda sweet and unassuming. I know that now. Nevertheless, the film is very disturbing--not unlike, I imagine,
The Honeymoon Killers. But I digress, again. Anais (yes, the heavy lass) is on vacation with her mother, father, and decidedly not-fat sister. She watches, quite literally, as her sis meets and is ultimately seduced by an older Italian dude. Or, to put it as our Asian import DVD case does:
Indeed, this is the subject: a girl's loss of virginity. I guess I can't argue with that.
Fat Girl isn't ever easy to watch, but it's always compelling, frame for frame. And that closing shot is killer. In a very bizarre, almost funny (okay, not almost) way. That's the best kind, no?
I'm not typically a big fan of trendy, smarter-than-thou comedies--but this one has some odd charm to it. Maybe it's the cast, maybe it's the director (David O. Russell), or, hell, maybe it's the existential-philosophy-hogwash subject matter. Either way, it makes for an enjoyable little diversion that pulls of quite a few laughs. Sometimes those laughs are underwhelming, and sometimes the intended laughs don't quite make it to the punchline, but more often than not, it's harmless, slapstick fun. My only real complaints with
I Heart Huckabees (banking on the heart-symbol trend a little late) are that it could stand to shave off twenty minutes, and at times it becomes a tad
too nonsensical. Really, though, can you dislike a movie that references Jessica Lange, Shaquille O'Neal, Shania Twain and the Dixie Chicks (all but one of those at fairly random moments)? I sure can't.
Oh, and while I'm here, I'll say: R.I.P. Steve Irwin! This is all the more creepy given that I very recently watched Grizzly Man, and the comparisons there are not subtle.