Top Ten Things, 2022 (so far) 


01. The Northman 
02. Euphoria
03. Motomami 
04. Caprisongs
05. The Batman 
06. Kimi
07. Right in Front of Your Face
08. Laurel Hell
09. Winning Time
10. Everything Everywhere All at Once / Turning Red / Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness [tie] 

 There Is a World Elsewhere












     


I was invited to an advance screening of The Northman not as a movie reviewer but in my capacity as a member of a university History department. This makes sense given that, arguably, no other active filmmaker takes the the past as seriously, and as much on its own peculiar terms, as does Robert Eggers. 

Yet, in The Witch, The Lighthouse, and now The Northman, Eggers is rigorously committed not only to the standard checklist of "period accuracy" production-design components, he is also singularly focused on getting inside the thought-worlds and proprioceptive experiences of seventeenth-century Puritan New England, a remote nautical outpost in the 1890s, and the visceral landscape of early medieval northern Europe, specifically from the perspective of pre-Christianized Vikings – though, true to period, this modern term is never used (digressing here: anachronistic name notwithstanding, if you happen to be in the Montréal area, this serendipitously timed special exhibition is a must!). 

These are immersive visions of (more or less) alien milieux, equal parts awesomely beautiful and awesomely terrifying. And Eggers' films betray remarkably little interest in the concerns, debates, and assumptions of current culture, except insofar as Eggers-the-craftsman-of-spectacles seems to know intuitively how to entrance and thrill modern audiences as well as any contemporary director. The perspectives of these three films and their encoding of meaning belong as far as possible –– Eggers would make a very good professional historian –– to the distant moments in time and space they make palpable and immediate. The Northman's narrative rhythms, its moral tone and internal logic, its eerie beauty and ghoulish grotesquerie all derive from the world of the Icelandic Eddas and of Beowulf, although there are also unmistakable (pre-)echoes of Shakespeare, with the primordial ooze that would much later coalesce into the Hamlet and (to a lesser extent) Macbeth stories mixed in with the mud and blood and bile on screen.

Given an obviously larger budget, a wider canvas on which to create, and a terrific cast of movie stars (including, best of all here, the one of Eggers' own partial making), Eggers compromises or tones down none of his esoteric or idiosyncratic artistic impulses; he delivers his most impressive film yet. As a cinephile, I'd say it's a masterpiece, and also that it's extremely unlikely to be surpassed by any Hollywood release – or film, period? – this year.  As an historian of the Early Middle Ages, I wonder if it might be the best, and the most indelibly evocative, movie set in that period – a time before the knights and castles and codes of chivalry that have attracted far more cinematic attention than this stranger, liminal lost epoch separating the High Middle Ages from Roman Late Antiquity.  

As a little girl, you must've been magic
Top 25 Canadian Films

01. Goin' Down the Road (Shebib, 1970)
02. Les ordres (Brault, 1974)
03. The Sweet Hereafter (Egoyan, 1997)
04. Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner (Kunuk, 2002)
05. Kanehsatake: 270 Years of Resistance (Obomsawin, 1993)
06. Action: The October Crisis of 1970 (Spry, 1974)
07. Mon oncle Antoine (Jutra, 1971)
08. A Dangerous Method (Cronenberg, 2011) 
09. Dracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary (Maddin, 2002)
10. Winter Kept Us Warm (Secter, 1965)
11. Exotica (Egoyan, 1994) 
12. MS Slavic 7 (Bohdanowicz/Campbell, 2019) 
13. Cairo Time (Nadda, 2009)
14. The Body Remembers When the World Broke Open (Tailfeathers/Hepburn, 2019)
15. Dead Ringers (Cronenberg, 1988)
16. Spider (Cronenberg, 2002)
17. Crash (Cronenberg, 1996) 
18. Hookers on Davie (Cole/Dale, 1984) 
19. Wavelength (Snow, 1967)
20. One Day in the Life of Noah Piugattuk (Kunuk, 2019)
21. Never Eat Alone (Bohdanowicz, 2016)
22. Rhymes for Young Ghouls (Barnaby, 2013)
23. My Winnipeg (Maddin, 2007)
24. Stories We Tell (Polley, 2012)
25. Bon Cop, Bad Cop (Canuel, 2006) 
The fields shudder, the woods shudder, the marshes shudder











Angelbert on the Battle of Fontenoy (841), the bloodiest battle of the Carolingian civil war; translated by Peter Godman in Poetry of the Carolingian Renaissance (London, 1985), pp. 262–265:

When in the earliest morning dawn cleaved the horrors of night

that was not the day of the sabbath but the cauldron of Saturn.

The wicked demon rejoices in the breaking of peace among brothers.

The hubbub of war resounds. A terrible battle arises on all sides.

Brothers prepare death for brothers, uncles for nephews,

nor do sons do their duty to their fathers.

There has been no worse massacre on the field of battle.

Christian law is violated; blood flows in waves;

and in hell the maw of Cerberus opens with glee.

The hand of almighty God protected Lothar

who himself put up a valiant struggle.

Had the rest fought like him swift victory would have been won.

But even as Judas once betrayed the Saviour,

so, Sire, your generals abandoned you in the struggle.

Be careful lest you be deceived like the lamb before the wolf.

Fontenoy is the name the peasants give to the spring and village

where Frankish blood was shed in slaughter and destruction.

The fields shudder, the woods shudder, the marshes shudder.

May neither dew nor showers nor rain fall on that meadow

on which mighty men, seasoned warriors, were laid low,

and wept for by fathers, mothers, sisters, brothers, and friends.

I, Angelbert, witnessed this crime which I have described

in rhythmical verse, as I fought with the others.

I alone survived among the many in the front line.

From the height of the hill I looked down into the valley's depths

where the brave king Lothar was vanquishing his enemies

who fled to the other side of the brook.

On Charles' side and on that of Louis too

the fields become white with the linen garments of the dead

as they often grow white with birds in the autumn.

The battle does not deserve to be praised or to be the subject

of fine song. Let every quarter of the globe

lament for those who died with such suffering.

Cursed be that day, may it not be counted

in the round of the year, but expunged from all memory,

unlit by the brilliance of the sun or by dawn's morning-light.

That night and the following day, the night was especially terrible

a night mingled with lamentations and suffering,

when some died and others groaned in dire straits.

O grief and lamentation! The dead are stripped naked,

vultures, crows, and wolves greedily devour their flesh.

They grow stiff, and their corpses lie there, unburied, helpless.

I shall not describe further the weeping and wailing.

Let each man restrain his tears as much as he is able to.

Let us implore the Lord on behalf of their souls.


When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? 
Good Things from a Rough Year

With the Oscar nominations coming tomorrow, here's what I would've voted for, now having seen a few more really good movies; roughly in preferential order for each category:


PICTURE
Drive My Car
The Card Counter 
The Power of the Dog
Memoria 
Passing
Eternals
Flee 
The Velvet Underground
Summer of Soul
Benedetta 

DIRECTOR
Ryusuke Hamaguchi, Drive My Car
Paul Schrader, The Card Counter
Jane Campion, The Power of the Dog
Apichatpong Weerasethakul, Memoria
Rebecca Hall, Passing

ACTRESS
Tessa Thompson, Passing
Paula Beer, Undine
Tilda Swinton, Memoria
Olivia Colman, The Lost Daughter
Alana Haim, Licorice Pizza

ACTOR
Hidetoshi Nishijima, Drive My Car
Andrew Garfield, tick, tick...BOOM!
Oscar Isaac, The Card Counter 
Benedict Cumberbatch, The Power of the Dog
Will Smith, King Richard

SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Ruth Negga, Passing
Tiffany Haddish, The Card Counter
Charlotte Rampling, Benedetta
Kirsten Dunst, The Power of the Dog
Tōko Miura, Drive My Car

SUPPORTING ACTOR
Andrew Garfield, Spider-Man: No Way Home
Kodi Smit-McPhee, The Power of the Dog
Jesse Plemons, The Power of the Dog
Ed Harris, The Lost Daughter
Timothy Spall, Spencer 

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Paul Schrader, The Card Counter
Christian Petzold, Undine
Matt Lieberman and Zak Penn, Free Guy
Mike Rianda and Jeff Rowe, The Mitchells vs. The Machines
Aaron Sorkin, Being the Ricardos 

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Ryusuke Hamaguchi and Takamasa Ore, Drive My Car
Jane Campion, The Power of the Dog
Rebecca Hall, Passing
Chris McKenna and Erik Sommers, Spider-Man: No Way Home
Steven Levenson, tick, tick...BOOM!

CINEMATOGRAPHY
Eduard Grau, Passing
Sayombhu Mukdeeprom, Memoria
Ari Wegner, The Power of the Dog
Hidetoshi Shinomiya, Drive My Car
Haris Zambarloukos, Belfast

    Lost Futures 

Since posting the (admittedly severely limited) best-of list down below, I've seen three more 2021 movies of note: Drive My Car, The Mitchells vs. the Machines, and The Lost Daughter. The first is not only far and away the best film I've seen that was released last year, it's one of the best, and most genuinely profound, films I've ever seen (no hyperbole intended); one of the true masterpieces of this still-young century. The second is thoroughly terrific –– funny, touching, and very on-point without ever being on-the-nose. The third one I'm more split on, admiring the uniformly strong performances and the main, present-tense narrative, but less so the cliché-ridden flashback scenes and ultimately too-neat schematic structure.

 (Where's Eusebius of Nicomedia?)


One of my former students just sent me this, and said that she's been noticing a lot of "Late Antiquity memes" lately – which she now gets after taking my course. 

Wait, hold up...Late Antiquity memes are a thing?! 

    2021 Films

I did not see too many 2021 movies – and, frankly, I did not think very much about movies this past year – but, for what it's worth, these were the fifteen I liked best: 

01. The Card Counter (Schrader)
02. The Power of the Dog (Campion)
03. Memoria (Apichatpong)
04. Eternals (Zhao)
05. Spider-Man: No Way Home (Watts)
06. Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain (Neville)
07. Free Guy (Levy) 
08. Licorice Pizza (Anderson) 
09. Luca (Casarosa)
10. Space Jam: A New Legacy (Lee)
11. Being the Ricardos (Sorkin)
12. Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (Cretton) 
13. Black Widow (Shortland) 
14. Encanto (Howard/Bush) 
15. Spencer (Larrain) 

Forget tasteless or gross, this is very possibly the single most psychotic thing I've ever seen; the horrifying voicemail left for Ilhan Omar is certainly among the more psychotic things I've ever heard. Together – image and 40-second audio recording – they sum up catastrophic, perhaps unsalvageable American decline better than any 2000-word magazine article or op-ed piece. 

I just don't know what to think of this

Not as good (or "interesting") as his Angelina Jolie perfume ad, which can at least be argued to be a very minor addition to his Enigmatic/Ethereal Woman trope. (That "short film" will at some point be an additional-evidence footnote in someone's "The Ambivalent Function of the Feminine in the Work of Terrence Malick" Film Studies dissertation.) 

I guess I hope he got paid well? 

At least he's not shilling for Elon Musk? 

"2021" Singles

07. Elliott Smith, "Pitseleh" 
08. Al Green, "Tired of Being Alone" 
09. Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash, "Girl from the North Country" 
10. Caroline Polachek, "Breathless" 

 "2021" Albums

01. Norma Tanega, Walkin' My Cat Named Dog
02. Little Peggy March, I Will Follow Him
03. Dream a Little Dream of Me: The Greatest Hits of Doris Day
04. Dusty Springfield, You Don't Have to Say You Love Me
05. Patsy Cline, The Definitive Collection
06. We'll Meet Again: The Very Best of Vera Lynn
07. Dave Van Ronk, Down in Washington Square: The Smithsonian Folkways Collection
08. Jan & Dean, Surf City and Other Swingin' Cities
09. The Very Best of Peter, Paul and Mary
10. Drake, Certified Lover Boy

Reasons to Believe

–Phoebe Bridgers, "Graceland Too" 

–Mozart's Piano Concerto no. 23: II. Adagio 

–The Anthony Bourdain doc, Roadrunner

–Samantha Power

–Bruce Springsteen, "Reason to Believe" (and the rest of Nebraska)

That time the French military band performed "Don't Look Back in Anger" 

–The last scene in Green Card (see below)

A new Terence Davies film

–Mirin Fader's Giannis book

–The Fake or Fortune? episodes that result in authentication

 Please don't put your life in the hands of a rock and roll band


who'll throw it all away. 

 Everything is gonna be alright? 

If there has been a better straight-up romantic comedy released in the three decades since Green Card, I must have completely missed it. 

It is an inexhaustibly wonderful movie. 

(Note: I would not count any part of the Before... Trilogy as "straight-up romantic comedy. "And the more extraordinary virtues of Groundhog Day –– the middle entry in the great "Andie MacDowell '90s Rom-Com Trilogy," completed with Four Weddings and a Funeral –– largely transcend its particular genre.) 

Going further still: the bittersweet, ambiguous final scene (above) is as poignant and moving and perfectly realized and executed as any I've ever seen in any film romance, full stop. 

Also: Peter Weir must be one of the most generally underrated and extremely versatile filmmakers of the past half-century or so. Consider that the same director made Picnic at Hanging Rock, The Year of Living Dangerously, Green Card, The Truman Show, and Master and Commander. Nearly the only thing these films have in common is that they are all either very good or great.