Pause to Reflect


Short notes on three very-good-to-great recent viewings:

Bridesmaids From Saturday Night Live and her small but memorable Adventureland role, we knew that Kristen Wiig was a formidable comedic talent. Here is proof that she can ably carry her own star vehicle. The ensemble cast of Bridesmaids--in particular, fellow SNL alum Maya Rudolph as the straight woman and bride-to-be to Wiig's hapless maid of honor, the scene-stealing ("Hey fellas, here I am, put your American sausage in my English McMuffin") Rebel Wilson, and a gravel-voiced, willfully impolite Melissa McCarthy playing against her sweet Gilmore Girls type--is uniformly good, but this is Wiig's coming out as a bona fide movie star, and she absolutely nails it. Her manic performance in a set-piece aboard an airplane warrants comparison to Lucille Ball at her hysterical best. Yet, at the same time, Wiig never over-plays her role for comic mileage, but rather creates a sympathetic, multi-dimensional character, increasingly exasperated from romantic and financial disappointments. She deserves serious awards consideration, which she, sadly, almost certainly won't receive because she's in a movie where someone shits in a sink.

Drive If I still prefer Valhalla Rising to Nicholas Winding Refn's latest, it's not for the sake of being contrary; I was frankly delighted to see a movie as deliriously strange as Drive with a (seemingly appreciative) sellout crowd at a late-night multiplex screening, and bottom line: the film's terrific. And yet, with the mostly common minimalistic narrative (non-loquacious loner develops a bond with a young boy and is driven to furious violence through grim circumstances) transplanted from the medieval world to present-day L.A., said violence registers as less organically visceral and somewhat more dubious while Refn's intense compositions (marked by frequent close-ups of his brooding protagonists) and moody soundscape feel less radical. That said, Drive--like my favorite Michael Mann films (Miami Vice, Collateral)--achieves a kind of hyper-slick, steely perfection wherein style, finally, is the substance. Bonus points for the cast of the year, including standout performers from the three best shows presently on television, an always-welcome Albert Brooks, and, of course, Ryan Gosling, furthering his case as the best (North) American actor of his generation.

Of Gods and Men Centering on the true story of French monks living in Algeria who, in 1996, were kidnapped and killed during the Algerian Civil War, Xavier Beauvois' film thoroughly succeeds as a study of both monastic devotion and post-colonial strife. Rarely on screen has the awkward collision of spirituality and the mysteries of faith with the messy sociopolitical realities of the modern world been captured so vividly. Think, for example, of Into Great Silence and Hotel Rwanda sharing film-space: Of Gods and Men is less singularly transcendent than the former and considerably more nuanced and reflective than the latter; its cumulative impact outweighs that of either earlier film. Or for another purposeful comparison: At last year's Cannes Film Festival, it won the Grand Prix to Uncle Boonmee's Palm d'Or. While Beauvois' film is, to be sure, less audaciously inventive than Apichatpong's, it's no less thoughtful and provocative as a kind of spiritual inquiry filtered through the urgency of secular concerns and processes.
Clear History: Cinemas Unfinished or Otherwise


Below is a short article I contributed to a new local film journal, The Parallax. If you're around Vancouver, the debut issue--which also features thoughtful considerations of D.W. Griffith's Broken Blossoms and the films of James Gray, among other strong work--can be found at the Pacific Cinematheque and at the Vancity Theatre. If not, you can download it here.

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Originally, I thought that the lights went out in a movie theatre so that we could see the images on the screen better. Then I looked a little closer at the audience settling comfortably into the seats and saw that there was a much more important reason: the darkness allowed the members of the audience to isolate themselves from others and to be alone. They were both with others and distant from them. When we reveal a film's world to the members of an audience, they each learn to create their own world through the wealth of their own experience.

The above is taken from the beginning of an essay by Abbas Kiarostami. Its title is "An Unfinished Cinema"; it was written in 1995 to commemorate cinema's first full century and was distributed at the Odeon Theatre in Paris. In the piece, Kiarostami discusses his reliance on "creative intervention" as a director and calls for a "half-created cinema...that gains completion through the creative spirit of the audience." He concludes by noting that "for one hundred years, cinema has belonged to the filmmaker. Let us hope that now the time has come for us to implicate the audience in its second century."

It's a provocative, perhaps overly theoretical text, on the other hand; for instance, haven't filmmakers from cinema's first century, from Bresson to Pasolini to Kiarostami himself in such films as 1990's Close-Up or his "Earthquake Trilogy" (Where Is the Friends House? [1987], Life and Nothing More... [1991], Through the Olive Trees [1994]), implicated their audience, demanded a degree of personal, cerebral leg-work to "complete" what's on the screen? Kiarostami's broad strokes seem to paint auteurist cinema as a hermetically sealed-off and fatally solipsistic landscape, turned barren from a lack of fresh oxygen. At the same time, his concession that "it is a fact that films without a story are not very popular with audiences..." refutes any claim to a populism his heady, elusive films had already amply rejected.

Such criticisms of Kiarostami's willful provocations notwithstanding, the essay, written on the cusp of the so-called "digital revolution," does feel curiously prophetic. It's not, of course, like the new technology we've become familiar with in the decade and a half since "An Unfinished Cinema"'s publication was crafted directly for the purposes of remaking or democratizing a medium now so often regarded as hopelessly twentieth century. Rather, that rapidly evolving technology has changed the way we communicate, the way he spend our leisure time, the way we get our news and information; that it's also changed the art-form heretofore known often as film as well as the ways we experience movies seems mostly incidental.

Yet as much as Kiarostami's essay seems, at first glance, to signal the sort of cinematic sea change we've witnessed in the new millennium, have these innovations finally served to make movies more open-ended and "unfinished"? Certainly the technology itself seems dizzyingly ever-evolving, as the eye-popping techniques of just two or three years ago now appear dated--another statement that extends well beyond the increasingly faintly demarcated terrain of cinema. But does wearing a pair of plastic glasses to create a 3-D effect actually qualify as implicating the audience? And while the relative cheapness of digital video has allowed an unprecedented number of would-be auteurs to enter the arena, is the work they're creating as expansively democratic as the economic or material circumstances they've benefited from?

These questions beg more questions still: Is a word like "film" still applicable when a movie has been shot digitally, or when it's being projected that way in a theatre? This generalized misnomer feels almost comparable to one asking for "a Coke," but meaning (and correctly receiving), say, Dr. Pepper or Sprite or ginger ale. Which is to say, do such distinctions even matter to viewers who aren't either industry specialists or nitpicking cinephiles? Certainly, the quality of the movie-watching experience seems to matter to a lot of people, given the popularity of Blu-Ray and the proliferation of massive high-definition televisions and consumer-grade digital home projection.

Yet at the same time, more and more movies are also being viewed on laptops and cellular phone screens. Forget celluloid versus digital arguments: does it even still count as "watching a movie" in any traditional sense when, instead of Kiarostami's hypothetical darkened theatre, the images are flickering across a screen that fits comfortably in your pocket while you ride the bus or the subway? The musings of wiser commentators than myself suggest that everything in the second decade of the new millennium--from where we live and work to what we eat and drink to how we consume media and entertainment--is an extension of "lifestyle." In this view, cinema is, at best, a disposable topic of online conversation, roughly as important, as, say, whether one prefers Macs to PCs, rides a bike to work or drives their car.

The ubiquity of 3-D aside, Hollywood has changed remarkably little alongside these significant cultural shifts. Movies like Avatar, the Harry Potter and Twilight films, and Pixar's annual efforts have earned their studios handsome sums of money, so why fix what's not broken? That's over-simplifying the state of contemporary mainstream movie-making, to be sure, but independent (or, really, quasi- or pseduo-independent) film has, for better or worse, proven far more representative of what has changed since the time of Kiarostami's essay. What's emerged from the margins has been a decidedly mixed bag.

Take, for example, Jonathan Caouette's Tarnation, Banksy's Exit Through the Gift Shop, and Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman's Catfish--each the product of new technology and/or new ways of transmitting information and, to varying degrees, each worthy of praise or interest. But to what extent do these films fulfill Kiarstami's urge for "gaps, empty spaces like a crossword puzzle, voids that it is up to the audience to fill in"? Tarnation does present Caouette's singular life story as a kind of fragmented mystery, using a Mac computer program to assemble archival footage and pop cultural miscellanea into a vivid collage of trauma. And yet it's at least as impenetrably solipsistic as the auteur-centered work Kiarostami implicitly criticizes as that mode of yesteryear. Exit Through the Gift Shop is nearly as spry and playful in its study of authenticity in art as Welles's great F for Fake, but any extent to which it actually implicates the audience depends entirely on that audience's pre-existing familiarity with, or willingness to scour the Internet for, the fuzzy details of its conception.(Ironically, Banksy's film addresses many of the same concerns as Kiarostami's latest, Certified Copy, but Exit is slyly self-aware and terrifically funny where Certified Copy is schematic and muddled.) Catfish asks some of the same questions, as well, but rather than open-ended or "half-created," Joost and Schulman's film is manipulative and overly slick in its design, if deceptively amateurish in its execution. It's also shot through with a brand of smarmy meanness that's recognizably symptomatic of the Internet Age.

The films of Jia Zhangke and Kelly Reichardt seem to get closer to the kind of cinema Kiarostami is describing. Over the dozen years between 1998's Xiao Wu and last year's I Wish I Knew, Jia has consistently blurred the lines between narrative and non-narrative, fiction and documentary, actors and "real-life people" (also a reoccuring Kiarostami preoccupation); at his best, he's able to capture the very cadence of modern life from the vantage point of the world's most populous and rapidly developing nation. Reichardt, meanwhile, is perhaps the brightest light to have emerged this past decade from within the American independent movement. In a film like Wendy and Lucy, where Reichardt almost completely eschews exposition or telling her audience what to feel, we can, at once, hear the echoes of Bresson and Mizoguchi and see a promising path for the future of cinema. It's a cinema that's personal but not sealed-off, modest but not minor, eager to involve its audience both emotionally and intellectually without neatly categorizing such engagements--and it is exquisitely, invigoratingly unfinished.

Every Which Way But Loose (or Any Which Way You Can?)


What we used to call "albums":

Lady Gaga, Born This Way So, is this it? The moment when Gaga the persona stopped being interesting because Gaga the person (it's slipped through the cracks despite her best efforts at playing the blank slate) isn't? While the moment itself was inevitable, I assumed the music, which never felt secondary to her celebrity until now, had legs enough to carry her a couple years further. Not that this record is bad, or as boring as the socially well-meaning but insufferably self-serious young woman promoting it on the interview circuit. In fact, there's plenty to like, yet, to these ears anyway, nothing to love. Hell, I'd take "Just Dance" Akon-an'-all over anything on Born This Way, not to speak of "Paparazzi," "Bad Romance," "Telephone," even "Boys Boys Boys." I still like the idea of Gaga and, more importantly, the aforementioned songs enough to not give up on her. She certainly cares, which is a good thing, but maybe it's possible to give too much of a fuck?

Britney Spears, Femme Fatale If Britney's latest is less ferociously meta-personal than the phoenix-from-the-ashes triumphs of Blackout and Circus, it's at least as through-inspired, perhaps more so than the latter. If you omit the Will.i.am dud sandwiched in the middle, it might be the most start-to-finish sparkling dance-pop collection since Kylie's Fever. Britney's never been more locked into the groove than she is here; her signature-thin vocal never gets lost in the mix, but rather flits and weaves expertly around it. Oh, and there's songs here, too. And they're really good. See: "I Wanna Go," "'Til the World Ends," "Inside Out." Then see: "Criminal," "How I Roll," and "Trip to Your Heart." It's like a perfect dream of pop presided over by an artist old enough, and (yes) smart enough, to know better but damn good enough at what she does for a living to keep the party going for the better part of an hour.

The Mountain Goats, All Eternals Deck Six tracks in, I was ready to, again, write about "the best Mountain Goats record since the last one" and call it a day--nothing lost, nothing gained except another entirely fine Darnielle disc. Then--voila!--a song called "High Hawk Season" instantly rewrote the blurb you're reading, like an out-of-nowhere eleventh-hour comeback that forces a sportswriter to scrap the game recap he'd almost finished writing. Backed by a vocal trio listed as the North Mountain Singers, the song sounds like nothing else in the extensive Mountain Goats catalogue. Upon repeat listens, Darnielle and Co. are trying new things all over this album, just more subtly than on the singularly beautiful "High Hawk Season." He isn't just our most consistently excellent songwriter. He's an artist who remains stunningly capable of changing the game. And All Eternals Deck isn't just "the best Mountain Goats record since the last one"--it's up there with Tallahassee and The Sunset Tree.

Brad Paisley, This Is Country Music From a promising Nashville up-and-comer. this would earn high marks. From Brad Paisley? We expect more, which is our problem but his fault: His last--what, four? five?--records, excluding the guitar curio, have upped the ante exponentially, not just setting the standard for radio country but expanding it in ways that feel as natural as they do meaningful. There's a reason why rock critics who typically avoid Nashville fare christened American Saturday Night as something of a cause celebre. Me? I like country music just fine without Brad's boundary-blurring smarts, though more with them. And they're not absent from this record, mainly because Paisley is more articulate in his trad move than his less clever contemporaries are trying to play cool. This Is Country Music is only reactionary insofar as it subtly implies that the broader scope of Paisley's recent work might not be.
Sight and Sound


I've had a couple good conversations recently on the best uses of pop music in movies and on television, so I've decided to post some of my favorite examples. These are culled from what's available on YouTube, and they're just off the top of my head, not listed in any sort of preferential order. I've been rather wordy lately, so I'll just let the sounds and images in the clips posted below speak for themselves. Enjoy!


"The Rhythm of the Night" by Corona in Beau Travail


"The Great Gig in the Sky" by Pink Floyd in Good Morning, Night (at 1:40)


"Only You" by the Flying Pickets in Fallen Angels (at 2:40)


"California Dreamin'" by the Mamas and the Papas in Chungking Express


"Eyes on the Prize" by The Emmaus Group Singers in Green Card (at 2:40)


"Come Here" by Kath Bloom in Before Sunrise


"Be My Baby" by the Ronettes in Mean Streets (at 0:42)


"Take Me Home, Country Roads" (originally by John Denver) in Whisper of the Heart


"Oh Yoko" by John Lennon in Rushmore (at 1:10)


"Young Americans" by David Bowie in Dogville

"Pale Blue Eyes" by the Velvet Underground in Adventureland
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"Sinnerman" by Nina Simone in Inland Empire (embedding disabled)


"Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey in The Sopranos (at 0:54)


"Overcome" by Live in The Shield


"The Happiest Girl in the Whole U.S.A." by Daveigh Chase in Big Love

"Babylon" by David Carbonara in Mad Men (embedding disabled)

"Wild Horses" by the Sundays in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (embedding disabled)
Write Not Riot


As a fan of great, inventive sports writing, Grantland, the brainchild of the compulsively readable Bill Simmons, is something of a dream come true. Check out Simmons on the Stanley Cup finals (still a good read, after the fact); Jay Caspian Kang on the exquisite corpse of LeBron James; Chuck Klosterman on the NBA's bizarre-when-you-stop-to-think-about-it halfcourt rule; and Chris Jones on what the Stanley Cup means to Canadian cities.

On that last note, as a sports fan living in the beautiful city of Vancouver, I truly appreciate the smart, thoughtful content of Grantland as an antidote to the depressing idiocy of the riots that erupted here following the Canucks' Game 7 loss. On the game itself, I have fairly little to add: The Canucks appeared gassed, nervous, and stiff, while the Bruins looked like they were playing with the house's money. But, really, the writing was on the wall, and many fans here just refused to recognize it. The key stats heading into Game 7 weren't so much that the home team had won the first six games or that the team that scored first had gone on to victory in each game. Rather, it was that if you disregard the impossibly tight first two games played here, the Bruins had won three of the past four and outscored the Canucks 17-4 over that span. With this in mind, the deciding game felt as inevitable as it did dispiriting, though not finally as dispiriting as watching your city get smashed and burned by a bunch of macho-posturing losers.
Das Champion


Congratulations to the Dallas Mavericks, 2011's deserving NBA champions. As a Lakers fan, it's validating, if not comforting, to see the Mavs dispatch the Heat in six. And besides, it's nice to see Dirk and Kidd finally score some rings.

And what have we learned this postseason?

The league's New Guard hasn't quite usurped its Old Guard, despite early signs to the contrary. Yes, the Spurs, Celtics, and Lakers fell early (though the latter to another veteran club), but Derrick Rose and Kevin Durant couldn't will their teams past the semis and LeBron remains ring-less.

This, of course, is the biggest story of these Finals, more than Dirk (who can now officially no longer be accused of being soft or wilting under pressure), Kidd (who might now have the edge on Steve Nash for best point guard of their generation), Cuban (David Stern must be thrilled), Wade (who has already won a ring at the Mavs' expense), and Bosh (who exceeded expectations, where LeBron succumbed to them). LeBron was fine tonight--certainly better than the measly eight points he contributed in Game 4. But fine is simply not good enough for the game's supposed premier talent--and for a dude so egocentric (or, more likely, poorly advised) that he starred in an ESPN special declaring his "decision" to "take [his] talents to South Beach" last offseason.

Look, I like LeBron, and as a fan of the NBA and of exciting basketball in general, I want to watch with amazement when this undeniably phenomenal athlete finds that extra gear and takes over in pivotal moments. But how much longer do we keep giving him the benefit of the doubt that such a gear exists in his arsenal? And how much longer can LeBron remain the league's signature star (give or take an aging Kobe) without winning a championship? If, for instance, this Heat experiment doesn't deliver over the next few seasons, and in that time, Durant and/or D-Rose succeed, can we still with a straight face call this guy "King"? Wouldn't he just be one of those obscenely-rich-but-effectively-for-show royals (like the present-day British monarchy)?

That's all hypothetical, natch. The trio of LeBron, Wade, and Bosh came within two wins of a title their first season together. They might very well win it all next year. Yet even then, if it's either (or both) of the latter two players who are primarily to credit in the clutch, that LBJ question mark will likely remain.

More importantly (to me, right now), here's to hoping that tomorrow evening, another Western Conference team that wears blue and green and is attempting to reverse a history of futility prevails in their Game 6 on the East Coast....(Go Canucks Go!)
Who Will Survive in America?


Wendy and Lucy--the 2008 film that represented a giant step forward and the arrival of a major auteur in Kelly Reichardt--told the story of a young woman (Michelle Williams) trying to make it up to Alaska, but who gets stuck on the way in a small Oregon town, without money, without resources, and without her dog, Lucy. Many admirers at the time remarked upon the fruitful coincidence of this hard-luck tale appearing right in the midst of America's worst recession since the Great Depression. But such serendipity aside, Reichardt's larger concerns were the potentially dangerous myth of upward mobility and the "American Dream," how easily ordinary people can fall helplessly between the cracks, and where the promising frontiers of our collective imagination end and prosaic reality begins. Yet none of this is ever directly articulated or hammered home in big, histrionic moments; Wendy and Lucy is never not the story of a woman trying to get back the dog she loves very much. It's shot through with a sort of Bressonian grace, and it's quietly devastating.

Meek's Cutoff is set in 1845, more than a century and a half before the present-day Wendy and Lucy. Both films, however, take place in Oregon (albeit in the case of Meek's Cutoff, 14 years before Oregon would be incorporated as the U.S.'s 33rd state--characters in the film speculate whether the territory will "go American"). Reichardt, an East Coast native, seems acutely fascinated by the space that the West Coast and, in particular, Oregon and the Northwest occupy within the American cultural psyche. Way off on the continental margin, it's a land that's stranger and less quintessentially "American" than Boston or New York or Philadelphia, while ostensibly promising opportunity and danger in roughly equal measure. There's a peculiar sense of deja vu in Reichardt's Oregon, of struggles endured and inevitably forgotten over time against the backdrop of an unfeeling physical landscape.

The problems encountered by Wendy are of a decidedly contemporary nature (chiefly, the absence of a solid social safety net). Those faced by the small company of immigrant pioneers in Meek's Cutoff are more dire: increasing shortages of food and water; innumerable miles of travel in a harsh desert terrain; the looming threat posed by the region's Native inhabitants; and maybe most of all, the unreliability of their contracted guide, the titular Stephen Meek. As played by Bruce Greenwood (reminiscent of Daniel Day-Lewis' charismatically sinister There Will Be Blood turn, though more reined-in and sparingly deployed), Meek is arrogant and mercurial, insisting, when his sense of direction is questioned, that "we're not lost, we're just finding our way." His most vocal critic, Emily Tetherow (again, Michelle Williams, who is fast becoming the De Niro to Reichardt's Scorsese), wonders aloud to her more mild-mannered husband (Will Patton) whether Meek is "ignorant or just plain evil."

If Meek is one of the great ambiguous screen villains of recent years, Williams' Emily, following Jennifer Lawrence's Ree Dolly in Debra Granik's marvelous Winter's Bone, is one of American cinema's most compelling feminist creations. As in her previous work, Reichardt is understated in her politics, making engrossing movies first and polemical statements second, but here, she's clearly interested in the evolution of female agency in American society and how that connects to or correlates with the extreme circumstances of the pioneer experience. In Meek's Cutoff, the men of the group huddle together making tenuous plans for their company's troubled passage, while we, the audience, remain amongst their wives and later a Native captive--just barely, or sometimes not quite, within earshot. We are privy, however, to private conversations between Emily and her husband. From these moments, it becomes clear that she's actually the one calling the shots and that she has an impeccable bullshit detector.

It's tempting to read Meek's Cutoff as a kind of historical prequel to Wendy and Lucy, with the outsize expectations of Manifest Destiny, of limitless gold and fertile land, evolving into Wendy's vague hopes regarding the even further frontier of Alaska. One of Reichardt's favorite motifs is the nocturnal campfire, that archetypal forum for pipe-dream myths to take shape before they soon evaporate in the light of day. Her latest makes excellent use of both these night-time gatherings (with Meek's over-confident tall tales taking on a ghostly quality in the flickering fire-light) and the oppressive, sweltering sun of the days that follow. Meek's Cutoff is unshowily gorgeous--often, at once, painterly and palpably grimy. The film's unforgettable final scene brings Reichardt's myriad concerns to a pointed head, closing on an image that's as haunting as the last shot of Ford's The Searchers.
Waiting for the Man


Adam Cook, over at Cinemezzo, has invited some guest writers, including yours truly, to reflect on Terrence Malick's first four features in feverish anticipation of The Tree of Life. The feature kicks off tomorrow, May 21st, with Edwin Davies of Hope Lies at 24 Frames Per Second covering Badlands; my contribution on Days of Heaven will run this coming Monday; our gracious host's piece on The Thin Red Line will follow on Wednesday; and an essay on The New World by Nathaniel Smith, also of Hope Lies..., will bring us up to date on Friday.

So stay tuned for that, if you're so inclined.
"Shh, Don't Look at Them"


When we're out doing things--running errands, going for a walk, getting a bite to eat, etc.--and our two and a half year-old son visibly needs an in-stroller nap and seems on the verge of nodding off, one of us will say, "Shh, don't look at him." Which means, of course, stop talking for a moment, don't make eye contact, and hopefully the lack of visual and aural stimulation will allow him to him to relax and fall asleep. Sometimes, this strategy works. Other times, he gets more restless and fussy, annoyed that we're ignoring him, and ends up throwing repeated tantrums that don't seem to be about anything in particular (I know--he's 2, that's what they do). When this happens, it's retrospectively clear that we should've further investigated why he wasn't quite falling asleep in the first place--did he need a cup of milk, perhaps, to help soothe him, or maybe a quick run around somewhere to burn off the excess energy keeping him awake?

I mention this because a similar (ultimately ineffective) policy of "Shh, don't look at them!" seemed to apply to this season's Lakers, who were humiliated in a four-game sweep by the Dallas Mavericks. From the players and coaching staff themselves to the sports media and fans, the general attitude all season seemed to be one of looking the other way when significant problems arose. Blown out by the horrendous Cavs (a team that set the record for the longest losing streak in league history)? "Don't worry about it, it's just the regular season." Inching within contention of the West's top seed, then sleep-walking through games and barely holding on to the 2-seed on the final day of the season? "Sure, they don't look great now, but they're the two-time defending champs--they know what they're doing." Losing two games to a Hornets team that, without David West, was basically just Chris Paul and a bunch of spare parts? "They're playing down to a mediocre opponent. They'll 'turn it on' when it counts."

And...here we are.

What actually happened to the 2010-11 Lakers is something of a mystery. Because hardly anyone bothered to ask the tough questions months or weeks ago, it's probably too late to conclusively know now; it's certainly too late to matter. What is readily apparent is that you can't just "turn it on" in April or May and expect everything to be fine. The similarly aging Spurs found that out in the first round, and the Lakers likely would've, too, had they drawn Memphis instead of New Orleans. Yet, while age seems to be the single biggest factor in the Spurs' early exit, can the same really be said of the Lakers? Father Time can't, by himself and within a single year, turn two-time NBA champs into a lifeless bunch of non-starters who couldn't manage one measly second-round win against a not-that-great Dallas team. Ditto the line-of-thinking that blames a lack of team chemistry; the core of the team remained identical to last year's.

One also can't attribute the sweep, or today's demoralizing blow-out, to the absence of identifiable motivators. If your legendary coach attempting, in his final season, a book-ending fourth threepeat and your franchise star trying to tie Jordan's ring-count (and thus merit mention in best-ever discussions) aren't motivation enough, I'm not sure what more could possibly be needed.

Whatever the case, barring major off-season shake-ups, things don't look terribly bright for the brave new post-Jackson Lakers world...
Victory Lap


In Bill Simmons' introduction to his Book of Basketball (a terrific read, by the way, recommended to all NBA fans), he mentions a conversation he had with Isiah Thomas concerning the so-called "secret of basketball." Simmons pressed Thomas for an answer to this elusive question, and Thomas responded that "the secret of baksetball is that it's not about basketball," but rather about teamwork, chemistry, and myriad other elements not directly related to putting the ball in the hoop. While this, at first, might sound slightly cryptic, it makes sense and probably applies equally to most other team sports (baseball, where an individual pitcher or hitter can almost single-handedly win games, might be a bit of an exception, though over a 162-game season, the "secret" certainly factors in to some extent).

With that in mind, the secret of Friday Night Lights the TV series was that this show about high school football was really about everything else: family, both in the literal and broader definitions of the word; the social health of a community; what we give to and take from the relationships we forge; personal responsibility and integrity; the role of education in American life; the state of race relations in the South; the way that where we live serves to shape who we are--these, more than touchdowns, field goals, and state championships, were the ingredients that made Friday Night Lights such an indelible work of art.

And that's also why watching the show's final season is such a bittersweet experience. It means saying goodbye to Dillon, Texas, the Taylor family, the Riggins brothers, Buddy Garrity and the boosters, the Alamo Freeze--the whole nine yards (no pun intended). This is something the cast and crew of the series seemed to anticipate and probably feel themselves. Season 5 is fittingly wistful, as warm and often heartbreakingly tender a final act as any devoted fan could've hoped for. This is especially true of the last couple episodes where we're given just enough resolution, but also a kind of poetic open-endedness that suggests unwritten futures, allowing these people we've come to love to live on in our collective imagination. The decisions arrived at by Matt and Julie and by Coach and Tami seem, together, to encapsulate the very heart of the show.

This season also did a superb job of balancing the more recent East Dillon characters and storylines with the return of original cast members. Seeing Jason and Tyra back in Dillon made for a very satisfying surprise. Their appearances didn't feel shoe-horned in either, but fit naturally into the current narrative; while I would've liked to have seen Smash and Lyla come back, as well, too many reappearances might've sidetracked the focus of the season. My only (very minor) gripe is that the new characters introduced this season didn't feel all that necessary; little was done with the Hastings character after successfully recruiting him to join the Lions and Epic mostly seemed to serve as a cipher to illustrate Tami's inclusive educational philosophy. But with such rich developments in the lives of Vince, Jess, Becky, Billy and Mindy, and everyone else, this small point hardly matters. Friday Night Lights was one of television's great dramas and it will be sincerely missed.
Brothers in Arms


My latest obsession: Supernatural. Having never followed the show over the past years of its run, I've played quick catch-up, burning through Season 1-4 over the past month. Consider me converted; as a serious admirer of Joss Whedon's work, especially Buffy and Angel, Eric Kripke's series is the next-best thing in terms of a fantasy-horror series with an absorbing and well-developed mythology and increasingly multi-dimensional characters dealing with demons both personal and literal. While Kripke has clearly been influenced by Whedon's approach--particularly with regard to Supernatural's seamless integration of comedy, drama, and horror elements and mix of stand-alone "concept" episodes with arc-driven narrative--the universe and personalities he's crafted are richly their own.

One of the most remarkable aspects of the show is its feel for an Americana, at once, of-this-moment and smartly aware of decades' worth of American history. The first names of protagonist brothers Sam and Dean Winchester imply an earlier era when such simple, monosyllabic male names were more common; the rifle-manufacturing connotation of their surname, meanwhile, suggests the subtextual genre Kripke is also slyly drawing on: the Hollywood Western (the same form Whedon relocated to outer space with Firefly). Yet rather than a pair of horses, Sam and Dean traverse the country in a black '67 Impala, blaring (mostly '70's and early '80's) classic rock from the cassette deck. The effect of these elements is a sort of blurred timelessness that's only rendered present-tense through the brothers' 21st Century dependence upon cell-phones and laptop computers.

The other nifty trick that Supernatural pulls off is convincing us that one week Sam and Dean are in Wisconsin, the next Wyoming, and the week after that Ohio, when every episode save for the pilot has actually been shot right here in Greater Vancouver. Initially, as a Vancouverite, this was a little distracting, as I tried, with occasional success, to spot local locations (including a cemetery in "Upstate New York" that's actually just up the street from my house). But as I became progressively engrossed in the world of the series, I was mostly able to suspend disbelief; after all, if I can momentarily accept that ghosts and demons exist, it shouldn't be too much of a stretch to buy that some non-descript suburb of Vancouver is small-town Indiana, right? It helps significantly that Kripke nails virtually every other detail of Americana, while using Vancouver's oft-grey skies to compliment the show's moody textures.

To be sure, this is a dark show even when the demons aren't on-screen, but it's also one of the great works in film or television about the dynamics of brotherhood, as tender as it is thorny. It's a story as ancient and elemental as Cain and Abel. Sam and Dean are, by disposition and world-view, drastically different men: the former is sulky and cerebral, the latter extroverted and pragmatic. And yet the shared experience of their upbringing bonds them together in a way that's virtually impenetrable to everyone else. They don't always get along swimmingly, but they're constantly aware (and, frankly, terrified) of how lost one would be without the other. This blood-bond--the subject of so many great Westerns and other classic American films and novels--is strengthened further by the fact that Sam and Dean are, first effectively and later in the series literally, orphans: all they've really got is each other and they know it. The nomadic nature of their lifestyle (driving all across the Lower 48 in search of their next non-human nemesis; Dean's afraid to fly) coupled with the danger and strangeness of their profession (they refer to it as "hunting") prevent them from forming any other lasting relationships, aside from with other "hunters"--a necessity they both eventually acknowledge and begrudgingly accept.

The first season, like most debut runs, is largely concerned with introducing the primary ingredients: Sam and Dean are just about the only reoccurring characters, Kripke's specific version of horror mythology is established, and the episodes are mini-horror movies centered on a demon-of-the-week, with a connective arc only hinted at until the final few episodes. The episodes range in quality from merely fine to very good and even moderately scary, as such famous villains as Bloody Mary, the Wendigo, and the Hook Man square off against Sam and Dean. The best of these, "Scarecrow," borrows from the chilling idea behind Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery," as a small Midwestern town makes annual human sacrifices to a pagan god. All things considered, it's probably as good as Buffy's first season, if not quite Angel's, which worked from the advantage of our familiarity with most of the principals and thus required less time for exposition.

Supernatural's second season is where the show truly hits its stride. The master-narrative tantalizingly introduced near the end of the first season drives the momentum, giving the follow-up season a real sense of urgency from start to finish. And the "stand-alone" episodes (a misleading categorization, since they all serve to further the show's central themes of brotherhood and duty, if not the season-specific arc) are often legitimately powerful. "Heart," in which Sam and Dean try to cure a young woman who has been made a werewolf, is one of the most devastating hours of television I've ever seen; its final scene, in particular, is brilliantly-staged and utterly haunting. The third season, woefully shortened by six episodes due to the Writer's Guild strike, is nevertheless nearly as strong.

One of the most interesting dichotomies established over the first three seasons of Supernatural is between faith (Sam is a Believer and regularly prays) and agnosticism (Dean repeatedly states that he believes only in what he has seen, which includes ghosts, demons, vampires, and werewolves--but not God or angels). It's a constant source of tension between the two brothers, surfacing again and again, from a first-season episode involving a corrupt faith healer to a later one, where the ghost of a renegade priest must be stopped.

That's why I cringed a little when, in the fourth season opener, an angel resurrects Dean (who died in the third season finale), claiming that he's part of God's grand design. This seemed to mark a bold, potentially dubious commitment on Kripke's part and, inevitably, ended the on-going debate mentioned above. But over the next few episodes, it gradually becomes clear that this development is actually Kripke's most subversive move to date. The angels, we soon realize, aren't benevolent guardians of human-kind. Rather, they're a cultish, militaristic force operating mostly on blind faith and big-picture fatalism. One "fallen" angel tells Dean that only four angels have actually seen God and that they must suppress any and all emotion because such feelings are the "pathways to doubt." Often, in fighting their eternal war against Lucifer's army of demons, hundreds or even thousands of innocent human lives are shrugged off as mere collateral damage; the critique slyly embedded in this depiction of brutish angels and a decidedly Old Testament God seems also to extend beyond religion and toward fanatical nationalism or even unregulated capitalism. That such an argument could be made--I won't push it further until I've watch the fifth and sixth seasons, which could very conceivably offer more curveballs--without requiring too much critical stretching is certainly saying something. In fact, it seems nothing short of radical for a CW series about hunky brothers driving around in a classic muscle car fighting ghosts and monsters.
Lion in Winter


Film Socialisme, Godard's latest feature, is among his densest, most allusive, and perplexing; fans mostly familiar with Godard via the recent 50th Anniversary re-release of Breathless or from his iconic '60's work in general may want to exercise a certain degree of caution. But for fellow admirers of Godard's late-career mode (from Histoire(s) du Cinema on), this is very much a natural aesthetic extension and another masterpiece. It's also, it should be noted, at least as spry and playful and consistently surprising as it is "difficult" or "impenetrable."

And that's not to deny that it indeed is both of those things, but it's incredibly beautiful, too, as sensuous and vigorous as, say, My Life to Live or Two or Three Things I Know About Her, maybe even more so. It's identifiably the work of a pessimistic octogenarian intellectual, yet one who still sees some glimmer of hope in a generation too young to know the historical deck is stacked against them; the second part of this triptych is loosely constructed as a kind of tribunal (against the backdrop of a French gas station), where kids hold their parents and grandparents accountable for the problems with the world they'll soon inherit.

The first and third sections deal with a cruise ship's voyage west from Cairo, with stops in the Levant, Barcelona, and Naples, among other destinations. The passengers aboard (mainly Europeans and a few Americans, including Patti Smith, with the ship's employees seemingly from Southeast Asia) are mostly oblivious to their surroundings, as they discuss issues pertinent to Europe's past, present, and future. I was reminded early on of Vigo's L'Atalante but progressively more of Manoel de Oliveira's A Talking Picture, another autumnal masterwork, with Godard's fractured passage taking the reverse route from de Oliveira's fated West-East travelogue.

As with all late Godard, we're left with far more questions (or ideas) than answers, though that may be even truer for Film Socialisme. I hope to see this one again soon, ideally with the more precise English subtitles that a fan has reportedly supplied online. The official release version is paired with what Godard has mischievously called "Navajo subtitles"--that is, extremely simplistic English, usually two or three words standing in for audibly more long-winded French dialogue. It's initially quite frustrating, but it also, perhaps, speaks to the disconnectedness of Godard's cipher-characters from the problematic politics and histories of their holiday ports of call. Or maybe it's a commentary on the English-speaking world's ignorance of the intricacies of Mainland European culture? Either way, it's yet more food for thought in a film you certainly won't walk away from hungry.
Great Expectations


Two-thirds of my favorite band in the world ever + the great Mary Timony: I'm psyched.

According to this Village Voice piece on Carrie Brownstein, WILD FLAG (apparently, it's supposed to be written in all caps) are aiming for an August release for their debut record and playing some shows in the meantime.

In the article, Brownstein also talks a little about the tantalizing prospect of a reunion with the Sleater-Kinney member not in her new group. "I definitely feel like that is in our future [hooray!], but it's not even in the realm of possibility right now [damn]." Well, here's to hoping that WILD FLAG will tide us over until that magical moment comes.
No Girl So Sweet


It's rare, at this point, to read an article or hear a commentator speak about Madonna without mentioning her knack for reinvention, but PJ Harvey deserves nearly as much credit for doing over almost-two decades on the semi-pop sidelines what Madge has done over almost-three decades front-and-center. The key difference between the two isn't 10 or so years of maintained relevance--any time we're talking decades-plural in such a fickle industry, that's certainly rarefied air. Rather, it's that Madonna has reinvented her music and image along a trajectory more or less consistent with the pulse of Euro-American popular culture, sometimes dictating the next steps and other times playing quick catch-up. Harvey, on the other hand, has forged a path entirely her own, and keeping with her legendarily private nature, one that's largely, willfully oblivious to whatever else is going on. Back in 2007, was ghostly Victorian chamber music burning up your playlist? Was 2011 supposed to be the year of the macabre "war album," grimly looking back on the First World War and considering its far-reaching consequences on the development of the English nation? Well, tough shit. Because with all due respect to Madonna (and Prince and Springsteen and Sleater-Kinney and Jay-Z, et al), Polly Jean Harvey is nothing less than the supreme musical artist of my lifetime.

Let England Shake is another masterpiece in a career impossibly full of them, and it could hardly be more different than its predecessor, the under-appreciated White Chalk. The first four songs clearly stake out Harvey's musical terrain and lyrical concerns this time out. The title track opener is a deceptively jangly piece, simultaneously a soldier's wife's lament as prelude ("Another day, Bobby, for you to come home") for the war scenes to come and an epilogue-as-preface ("The West's asleep, let England shake / weighted down with silent dead / I fear our blood won't rise again") to the discomfiting material she's tackling. The next number, "The Last Living Rose," establishes the album's blackly nostalgic tone as she opens with, "Goddamn Europeans / take me back to beautiful England," then a little later, "Let me walk through the stinking alleys / to the music of drunken beatings"; this is not a nationalistic ode to Merrie Old England, as evidenced further by the next track's scarily catchy call-and-response chant, "What is the glorious fruit of our land? / Its fruit is deformed children." And then on the stunning "The Words That Maketh Murder," she invokes Eddie Cochran, turning an off-handed lyric into a desperately repeated plea in the doomed hope of exorcising more than just the "Summertime Blues": "What if I take my problem to the United Nations?" (Bringing her oeuvre full circle, I was reminded of the South Pacific-borrowed and similarly recontextualized "I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair" from her breakthrough classic "Sheela-Na-Gig.")

Of course, Harvey has never been Miss Mary Sunshine, from "don't you wish you never met her?" to "I know these chalk hills will rot my bones"; excepting the fleeting romance of Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea, she's modern music's consummate pessimist. But for an artist who insisted early on not to be labeled a "feminist" and who has always been more concerned with personal drama (whether her own or that of the characters she seamlessly inhabits) than with the broader socio-cultural sphere, this is her first unabashedly political record. And yet it feels no less urgently personal than anything in her catalogue. The music is gorgeous and melodic, in purposefully stark contrast to the harrowing subjects of these songs. Her words are eerily imagistic, as on lead-off single "Written on the Forehead," where over a reggae sample, Harvey sings, "Date palms, orange / and tangerine trees / and eyes are crying / for everything." This is the hypnotic soundtrack to a great, blistering anti-war film that exists only in Polly Jean Harvey's singular imagination. Its connection to the modern world--and not just Harvey's native England, but Iran, Egypt, Afghanistan, America and beyond--is the truly disturbing part.
Make This Happen, Part II


Five reasons why this really needs to happen--and hopefully sooner rather than later:

01. Since the Grizzlies moved to Memphis in 2001, Vancouverites missed out on the renaissance of NBA talent over the past decade: just for starters, LeBron James, Dwayne Wade, Carmelo Anthony, Dwight Howard, Kevin Durant, Deron Williams, and Chris Paul, who (at least in theory--messy contract realities aside) would play 41 games a year here in beautiful British Columbia if the Hornets indeed relocated to Vancouver.

02. Portland is too far to travel to catch an NBA game--especially when Brandon Roy's wearing a suit rather than a jersey.

03. Yes, Seattle also lost their NBA franchise. But Vancouver lost theirs first, so we should get one back first, right? Plus, sports-wise, Seattle has the Mariners, the Seahawks, and the Pac-10 Huskies. We have the best team in the NHL (!), but, with minimal disrespect to the CFL, the BC Lions are never going to draw Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, or Aaron Rodgers to town as the opposition and high-stakes college sports are sadly a south-of-the-border phenomenon.

04. Unlike a lot of recession-damaged and long-stagnant urban areas on this continent, Vancouver is a rapidly growing, prosperous market that demonstrated with the success of last year's Winter Olympics that it's also a great sports city. While admittedly not as glamorous or sunny as Miami or Los Angeles, Vancouver's much hipper than, say, Cleveland or Milwaukee or Salt Lake City and the basketball season weather is considerably milder than in most non-Southern NBA cities.

05. I want to see a Blake Griffin dunk. In person. ASAP.
Empire State of Mind


Last year's most engrossing character study has recently arrived on DVD--and it's not a fictional narrative. Instead, Alex Gibney's Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer follows the lead of films such as The Fog of War, Errol Morris' thoughtful reconsideration of Robert S. McNamara, in detailing the sins and triumphs of the disgraced former Attorney General and Governor of New York; Spitzer, who granted Gibney interview access as part of his attempt at image rehabilitation (and probably with the advance knowledge that the resulting film would be sympathetic to his plight), is nearly as fascinating in front of the camera as McNamara was, if equally evasive when the toughest questions surface. When, asked about the fatal flaw that effectively ended his promising political career, Spitzer invokes an anecdote about "hubris" and compares himself to a Greek tragic hero, Gibney must've secretly grinned, as his star subject had just saved him the breath of having to explicate his unsubtle thesis.

Client 9's greatest value lies finally in its close study of a man whose personal battles seem, at once, archetypal within a history of fallen heroes and uttery of-this-moment as he squares off with white-collar criminals on Wall Street over some of the same egregious practices that would soon lead to a major economic crisis. But it also offers an uncommonly persuasive conspiracy theory. While I'm always deeply skeptical of work aimed at convincing me of some secret, sinister misdeeds and while Gibney never quite produces the smoking-gun he must've been searching high and low for, it's the interviews that he was astonishingly able to secure with some of Spitzer's most high-profile enemies (including former AIG CEO Maurice "Hank" Greenberg, NYSE bigwigs Ken Langone and Dick Grasso, and eccentric Republican political hit-man Roger Stone) that mostly sell me on Gibney's belief that Spitzer's--known while Attorney General as "The Sheriff of Wall Street" and sometimes even thought to be the future first Jewish President--precipitous fall from grace was aided by some powerful, adversarial outside interests. (Surely, if Michael Moore had come knocking, he would've been brusquely turned away, but with just a quick IMDb investigation, shouldn't the likes of Greenberg and Langone have known that the man who made Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room probably wouldn't be much friendlier with his camera? Apparently not, because they gush to Gibney, stopping just short of admitting that they helped to orchestrate Spitzer's demise but appearing unmistakably like the cat(s)-who-swallowed-the-canary.)

Even if you only take the conspiracy angle with a grain of salt, it's hard not to conclude that the greater good Spitzer accomplished and would've likely fought for further had he remained in office massively outweighs his escort agency infidelities. There's no denial, of course, on Spitzer's or Gibney's part that Spitzer did hire high-priced escorts for sex or that he (hypocritically) prosecuted similar institutions while serving as Attorney General--though the deeper question of whether Spitzer ordering escorts from The Emperor's Club VIP, an agency used by New York's most rich and powerful residents, suggests a conflicted sense of identification with the white-collar above-the-law types he was ostensibly fighting to hold accountable remains mostly, tantalizingly unaddressed. This is a man of many contradictions, speaking thoughtfully and introspectively on camera but reportedly possessing a scarily brutal temper, championing increased cooperation in speeches but deeply iconoclastic and even hostile in his interactions with political colleagues, seemingly hopeful (and once-capable) of rising to even greater heights and constantly paranoid of making a false step but stupidly incapable of keeping his dick in his pants. Sound familiar?
You Say Y-E-S to Everything


What else is on (besides Last Train to Paris and My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy):

Marina and the Diamonds, The Family Jewels The full-length debut from Marina and the Diamonds (real name Marina Diamandis--we, the fans, are "the Diamonds," says our heroine) is, at times, a tad on-the-nose and slightly-too-clever, like on the opening track when she rhymes "satisfied" with "sad inside" or the title of the next one, "Shampain," which, like her real name/"band" name combo, suggests an over-eager penchant for puns. But when on the chorus of track three, Marina sings, "Guess what / I am not a robot," we begin to suspect she's onto something. By the time the fourth opens with "Look like a girl / but I think like a guy," we're basically under her thumb--even if you haven't yet heard the brilliant 3OH!3 cover that ostensibly confirms but actually refutes that lyric. Marina's territory is located precisely between Polly Jean Harvey and Lady Gaga, which, needless to say, is a deeply fertile stretch of aesthetic real estate. With her to-die-for pipes and ear for irresistible hooks, she'll likely make a better album someday (maybe even later this year, when sophomore LP Die Life drops), but she might never make one more full of would-be hits. There isn't a song on the The Family Jewels that's without considerable charms, including the one I initially bristled at, where British Marina confesses that she's "obsessed with the mess that's America." It's called "Hollywood" and the best part goes: "He said, 'Oh my gawd, you look just like Shakira / No, no, you're Catherine Zeta' / 'Actually, my name's Marina'."

M.I.A., Vicki Leekx Even if Maya isn't quite the flat-out disaster it was quickly branded as in most quarters ("XXXO" drills its way into your head upon repeat listens) and some of the venom was unwarranted onto-the-next-blog-darling backlash, it's hard not to see it as a disappointment. Not that I personally liked the otherwise much-acclaimed Kala half as much as I did Arular. And come to think of it, her Piracy Funds Terrorism mixtape might finally be better-by-a-hair than the debut proper it preceded--which brings us to Vicki Leekx, the mix M.I.A. released this past New Year's Eve. Where Maya sounds, technically, like a million bucks and surely cost much more than that to record, Vicki Leekx feels raw and spontaneous. Like the Piracy classic "Lady Killer," it finds M.I.A. completely in her element, a zone where catchy gibberish (on one track, she sounds like Gollum from Lord of the Rings, chanting "ish my freshish") and political sloganeering blur together disorientingly over hard, low-tech beats. Who would've thought she (still) had it in her? You should've, for one, and I should've, too. This is where she re-earns the benefit of the doubt. [Thanks to Teresa for turning me onto both this one and the Marina!]

Girl Talk, All Day If there's room at the party for Miley Cyrus and Jay-Z, Springsteen and Foxy Brown, Radiohead's "Creep" and Skee-Lo's "I Wish," there's plenty of room for you, too, no matter which combination of the above artists makes appearances in your iTunes. And let's not forget the part of the Cyrus song included here where Miley gets into a L.A. cab "and a Jay-Z song was on." Which is to very indirectly say, this isn't just Greg Gillis' best collection to date, it's also his most legitimately of-the-moment, despite the fact that, you know, mash-ups are so 2003 and the pair of tracks that open the album (Ludacris' "Stand Up" and Black Sabbath's "War Pigs") are seven and 40 years old, respectively. As Justin Timberlake's Sean Parker so eloquently observed in The Social Network, "We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're gonna live on the internet." All Day is the utopian up-side not just to music consumption's online democratization but to the broader what-we've-lost nostalgia argued for implicitly by Aaron Sorkin and David Fincher and explicitly by Zadie Smith. Once the album ends--with UGK rapping over, not coincidentally, John Lennon's "Imagine"--I'm back in the ambivalent middle: Facebook gives me the creeps, but Girl Talk's pretty great.
Make This Happen


Long-hyped as Shaq 2.0, Andrew Bynum has actually been closer to the rich man's Greg Oden. Bynum for Carmelo is a no-brainer. Can you imagine heading into the playoffs with a starting five of Kobe, Melo, Pau, Odom, and Fisher, with Ron-Ron possibly coming back to life when it really matters? Top seed locked up or not, the Spurs would be much less of a worry, and as far as the Eastern Conference is concerned, I'd certainly like the Lakers' chances against Boston, Miami, Orlando, or Chicago. Hell, as a core-three I'd take Kobe-Melo-Pau (or even Odom for Pau this season) over Wade-LeBron-Bosh or KG-Pierce-Allen (Rondo does theoretically give the Celtics an edge at the point, but Fisher is almost Robert Horry-good in the postseason.)

Let's not get too ahead of ourselves with this parlor game, but Jerry West and Magic have been loudly opining that the Lakers need "new blood," and, wow, if this happens, it will radically alter the NBA landscape!