2023, so far












FILMS 

01. Past Lives (Song) 
02. Return to Seoul (Chou) 
03. Blackberry (Johnson)
04. The Luckiest Guy in the World (James) 
05. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (Dos Santos/Powers/Thompson) 


























ALBUMS

01. Black Belt Eagle Scout, The Land, The Water, The Sky
02. Boygenius, The Record
03. Paul Simon, Seven Psalms
04. Caroline Polachek, Desire, I Want to Turn into You
05. Jessie Ware, That! Feels Good!
Best in Show, 2023















Flip a Coin

1A. Jokic
1B. Giannis

Essentially in a Category of His Own at This Point

03. Curry

“You Just Haven’t Earned It Yet, Baby…”

04. Luka
05. Tatum

Twilight of the Idols: Some nights Late Bulls MJ, other nights Late Wizards MJ

06. KD
07. LeBron

“Load-Management” a Must; All-World When Healthy

08. Embiid
09. AD
10. Kawhi

Better Bets?

11. Butler
12. Dame
13. Mitchell

Canadian Content

14. Murray
15. SGA

Intercontinental

16. Siakam
17. Sabonis

Sounds Foreign But Is Actually Just from New Jersey

18. Bam

Players We’re Kinda Bored of Talking About, Yet Remain Great Often Enough to Slip in at or Near the Bottom of the Top 20

19. Booker
20. PG
21. Trae
22. Beal

Rounding out the Top 25; Full Names (Tellingly) Necessary

23. De’Aaron Fox
24. Anthony Edwards
25. Jalen Brunson

CAVEAT EMPTOR: Elite Talent-wise and/or Athletically But Unreliable, Repugnant, and/or Just Plain Boneheaded

–Ja
–Kyrie
–Harden
–Zion 😂

Honourable Mention: CP3; KAT; Ayton; Jrue Holiday; FVV; Jaylen Brown; DeMar DeRozan; Andrew Wiggins; Scottie Barnes; Evan Mobley; Paolo Banchero; Cade Cunningham; Austin Reaves; LaMelo Ball

Probably Will Be Better Than Most of the Players Named Above OR Will Be the Next Greg Oden and Headed Back to Europe in 4-5 Years (Both Scenarios Seem More or Less Equally in Play for Now…): Victor Wembanyama