Isn't It Pretty To Think So? 

If an Exhibit A is needed as proof that Zach Bryan is one of the finest working songwriters, then "When you place your head between my collar and jaw / I don't know much but there's no weight at all / And I'm damned if I do and I'm damned if I don't / 'cause if I say I miss you I know that you won't" is it. The first couplet is so vivid and hyper-specific, a proprioceptive shred of muscle memory that Hemingway might've expressed only slightly differently in prose form (recalling in particular that quietly devastating final scene with Jake and Brett in The Sun Also Rises). The second couplet is mundane almost to the point of sounding platitudinous, yet coming right after the lines that precede it, its plainness and frankness cut deeply. It's a wound that's still raw, one that may never totally heal. It's a tragedy of the most ordinary, everyday kind, though with the weight of recognizing that its ordinariness does nothing to blunt its impact. It's a shrug; not of indifference but of defeat because, notwithstanding whatever he thinks he sees "in the orange," she's not going to "turn those headlights around." 

Ones from the Heart


A solid-enough year for cinema (and music); an annus horribilis in nearly every other respect, with little cause to expect that 2025 will be less awful. Yet the three films I have tied at first place offer –– in different ways, to varying degrees –– some modest impetus for hope. The two documentaries I have tied at fourth are sobering, devastating reminders of hope's realistic limits. 

FILMS
01a. A Real Pain (Eisenberg) 
01b. One Life (Hawes) 
01c. Anora (Baker)
04a. The Sixth (Nix/Fine)
04b. We Will Dance Again (Mozer) 
06. Hit Man (Linklater)
08. Conclave (Berger)
09. Fly Me to the Moon (Berlanti)
10. In a Violent Nature (Nash) 
11. Nosferatu (Eggers) 
12. Challengers (Guadagnino) 
13. Stopmotion (Morgan) 
14. Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl (Park)
15. My Old Ass (Park) 
16. I Used to Be Funny (Pankiw)
17Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (Burton)
18. All You Need Is Death (Duane) 
19. The Apprentice (Abbasi)
20. Unfrosted (Seinfeld) 


PERFORMANCES
01. Anthony Hopkins, One Life 
02. Kieran Culkin, A Real Pain 
03. Mikey Madison, Anora 
04. Jeremy Strong, The Apprentice 
05. Hugh Grant, Heretic 
06. Ralph Fiennes, Conclave 
07. Rachel Sennott, I Used to Be Funny 
08. Jesse Eisenberg, A Real Pain 
09. Ariana Grande, Wicked 
10. Adria Arjorna, Hit Man 
11. Zendaya, Challengers 
12. Yura Borisov, Anora 
13. Channing Tatum, Blink Twice 
14. Channing Tatum, Fly Me to the Moon 
15. Gillian Anderson, Scoop 
16. Maria Bakalova, The Apprentice 
17. Sebastian Stan, The Apprentice 
18. Glen Powell, Hit Man 
19. Emma Stone, Kinds of Kindness 
20. Jim Carrey, Sonic the Hedgehog 3

 Records of a Lost World (A.D. MMXXIV) 


ALBUMS
03. The Cure, Songs of a Lost World
05. Mount Eerie, Night Palace

SINGLES
02. Charli XCX f/ Lorde, "Girl, So Confusing" 
03. Charli XCX, "360" 
06. Sabrina Carpenter, "Espresso" 
07. Sabrina Carpener, "Please Please Please" 
08. Caroline Polachek, "Coma"  
09. Gracie Abrams, "I Love You, I'm Sorry" 

 There's more to life than books, you know / But not much more

My three favourite books of 2024 have almost nothing in common, except that (1) they are each terrific, exceptionally engrossing cover-to-cover reads, and (2) they each, in a double sense, fill crucial gaps.

Paula Fredriksen's Ancient Christianities is now the finest synthetic study of which I'm aware for connecting together the periods (normally treated as intrinsically discrete, rarely competently covered by the same scholars, often relegated to different academic disciplines with different methodologies and prerogatives) of the early Jesus movement and the apostles/evangelists with the late Roman Christian empire wherein the New Testament canon was given its definitive shape and Christianity its ostensibly orthodox form. The purposeful plural in Fredriksen's title suggests that even post-Nicaea there remained fractious and diverse competition among Christianities; that spell-check is telling me as I type this that "Christianities" isn't a word is in itself a small sign that, like Peter Brown's influential argument for myriad "micro-Christendoms" enduring into the Middle Ages, this is a contention that remains imperative to (re-)assert, particularly in a book pitched for a wider readership. Indeed, Fredriksen's latest does for the first half of the first millennium A.D. (opting for the anodyne "Common Era" in this case would seem slightly perverse!) what Brown's now-classic The Rise of Western Christendom accomplished for the period ca. 200–1000 A.D. As someone whose fields of research overlap partially with Fredriksen's, this isn't what I would personally nominate as her best book per se –- I would go with either From Jesus to Christ (1988) or Augustine and the Jews (2008) or possibly, more recently Paul: The Pagans' Apostles (2017) –– but that shortlist of titles is partly to the point in suggesting Ancient Christianties' secondary lacuna-filling function: This is the study that ties together most fully and seamlessly the different, temporally removed strands of Fredriksen's brilliant work, and for that reason it's the first book I would recommend to students or non-specialist readers from the four-decade-plus oeuvre of one of the truly great historians working today.

Longtime Rolling Stone critic (and frequent music-doc talking head) Rob Sheffield's Taylor Swift book is instantly, happily The Taylor Swift Book, and would be a safe bet to remain so for years to come if not for the fluid and unpredictable in-progress trajectory of its subject. (But that's what subsequent "expanded" editions are for.) Search Amazon under 'Books' for 'Taylor Swift' and you will see quickly how bleak and barren the bibliographic landscape is, populated largely by risible junk for young kids, with public domain photos filling space between useless columns of A.I.-generated prose. This is not to undersell how really damn good Sheffield's book is, but rather to emphasize how direly we've needed a serious, smart, deeply engaged, human-composed critical study of the world's most important active musical artist (for some years now!), and one that is equally sharp in considering Swift as a pop-cultural phenomenon and as a peculiarly fascinating, highly allusive songwriter. On a decidedly lesser (but personal) note, this book is also an unexpected godsend for middle-aged male Swifties who dearly love the Smiths, have a special fondness for minor Barbara Stanwyck pictures, and – rock snobs be damned – dare to entertain, or even articulate, the notion that Swift might well be the most vivid, expressive, and idiosyncratically literary encapsulator and enunciator of specific emotional experiences or states in song since Stephen Patrick Morrissey in his prime. It seems odd to suggest that Sheffield gets Swift and her music better than anyone else, in part because – right – he's a male music critic in his fifties but also, and more substantively, because, as Sheffield himself admirably concedes, he continues after countless listens to her songs and records to find Swift essentially mysterious, opaque, impossible to ever fully figure out or pin down. Yet such a concession/observation coming from the author of a book on Swift is precisely why he's eminently qualified to write it. He recognizes and insightfully unpacks the central paradox of Swift, her songs, and her shifting celebrity persona(e): that the most effusively diaristic pop star since John Lennon is (again like Lennon) also the most subtly elusive and unknowable, except on the limited terms she grants and via the voluminous art that just keeps coming in big, torrential blasts of feeling. Sheffield clearly has thought through, debated, ruminated on, reconsidered, and fretted over just how to phrase every claim or idea he posits in Heartbreak Is the National Anthem. As in Swift's music –– not least the "Taylor's Version" re-recordings –– that kind of mental/emotional labour shows. And it pays off, if not a literal fraction as well for Sheffield as for America's youngest female self-made billionaire. To quote another great music critic writing on Swift, it "evince[s] an effort that bears a remarkable resemblance to care––that is, to caring in the best, broadest, and most emotional sense."

In a very different sense, Bob Woodward's riveting War captures in crystalline detail the contours and contents of the here and now. Though, alas, it had no discernible impact on the election held a mere three weeks after its publication date, it will be of tremendous value for future historians as they try to explicate the geopolitical order of things during the tumultuous, perilous 2020s. What will make War a particularly valuable document is its exemplary use of Woodward's signature method of procuring uncommonly frank quotes from unnamed insiders and then weaving them into a novel-like narrative. Secondarily, this book will also help in future (and hopefully not as long as it took to re-assess on balance the legacy of LBJ, the presidency with so many striking parallels to Biden's) to bolster noble defenses of the Biden administration, notwithstanding its failings, which Woodward also details (most disastrously in the case of the Afghanistan military withdrawal). One is left with the highly credible impression that Biden and his top cabinet officials, here especially Blinken, Sullivan, and Austin, are/were fundamentally decent and thoughtful leaders, which did not guarantee success, generally or in every mission or endeavour they were forced into or chose to undertake. But decent and thoughtful is far more than can be said for or reasonably expected of the misanthropes, extremist ideologues, and egomaniacs who soon will succeed them in the US Executive branch. 

I was there, I was there

This must be something phenomenologically akin to what it felt like to see Prince in '84, or the Beatles in '64, or Elvis in '56. Yet she's not just the reigning, undisputed heavyweight champion of the world –– with more great songs in her catalogue than any coeval contender –– but also one of our last real traces of a nearly evaporated monoculture at its culturally unifying best. The penultimate Eras show was in that sense a poignant reminder that, yes, that's something worth elegizing. I'm old enough to remember it all too well, though with (presumably) enough years still ahead to worry about what's to come in its atomized absence. 
How sad are we and how sad have we been
We'll let you know. But only if you're really interested. 
Comedies of Errors

Anora Instantly one of the great films about the gap between image and reality; sometimes seemingly erased, or glossed over, through optical illusions yet ultimately, and sometimes painfully, unbridgeable. To that end, it's Vertigo for the Instagram age, but vastly funnier; this century, only Mistress America comes as close to vintage '30s/early '40s screwball form. Indeed, Anora is fully hilarious –– until it's not. Then, finally, it's as heartbreaking and poignant as movies get.

Heretic A World Religions seminar thought-experiment as choose-your-own-adventure horror story. The first hour or so is exceptionally tense, funny, and engaging. But from there it over-commits both conceptually and generically, devolving into a relatively ho-hum horror movie, worth sticking with mainly for Hugh Grant's best and weirdest work since Paddington 2. Most haunted houses are scarier (in theory) before you actually step inside, although the good ones can be an awful lot of fun. In Heretic, most of the fun drains out soon after the visitors/protagonists choose their door to walk through and the film tips its hand, so intriguingly well played up to that point. Or, to mix in yet another muddled metaphor, the emperor hasn't any clothes...though maybe that is the point here?

 Urbi et orbi

Conclave is sharper than and superior to The Two Popes; more earthbound and measured, less audacious and less impactful than The Young Pope/New Pope; shades of Death of Stalin minus the Pythonesque flourishes; plenty of juicy, plot-thickening West Wing-style walk-and-talks. 

The stylistic stateliness of Berger's film lends it a kind of moral (/spiritual?) gravitas, while effectively concealing its essential and ultimate puckishness: its final twist lands like a clever punchline, though not – to the film's credit – in service of a cheap or obvious (anti-)Catholic joke. Rather, the joke, as it were, is that the titular gathering of cardinals, ostensibly sequestered from the outside world, is a messy, discordant microcosm of that wider world as presently constituted. Not for nothing are non-monastic clergy known as secular clergy. Their concerns, offices, and jurisdiction are in and of this world, the temporal not the eternal, i.e., the saeculum (see esp. Robert Markus on Augustine of Hippo) –– the Church as always already political, at least since the emperor Constantine convened the Council of Nicaea 1699 years ago, probably earlier still.

Sit down, Jake

This always cheers me up. At least a little. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Do the Right Thing



Not exactly a swing state, or else we're in really serious trouble, but due diligence done (mailed well in advance of the deadline). Literally the easiest decision I've ever made. Of course I voted For Her (again, and let's hope the second Her's the charm). You should too if you can, because –– among innumerable other reasons –– small-'d' democracy is by far the best way of doing things we've figured out so far and it's at serious risk if She loses, or even if the initial outcome appears close enough to sow dangerous doubts. If for whatever reason you have the slightest hesitation or misgiving about voting for the only viable normal, sane, small-'d' democratic-minded candidate, watch The Sixth right now. And watch it in any case if you haven't yet. Then, cross your fingers for the closest thing to a doubt-resistant landslide that's mathematically possible in these nasty, brutish, hyper-polarized times. 

Wins and Losses 

The Apprentice Or A Portrait of the Villain as a Young Creep. As heel-turn origin stories go, it's much better than, say, Joker (while more credibly recreating the milieu of '70s New York); not as good as, say, Isaiah 14 or Paradise Lost; comparisons with the Wicked movie TBD. 

The Substance Since this is about aging (in the most utterly obvious way possible), I'll note that when I was younger and watched many more movies much more often than I find time to these days, I didn't really get it – or just thought it was a whiny cliché – when people said stuff like, "well, there's two hours of my life I'll never get back." But now I get it. This is an atrociously bad and stupid movie. The Cronenberg comparisons are blasphemous. This is as if cinema began with Requiem for a Dream.

Sirocco and the Kingdom of Winds One of the best and most (visually as well as aurally) beautiful animated films in recent memory; a weird little world into which one can sink soothingly--like a dream, or a balm, or a song. And it's done with such lovely simplicity and lightness (with shades of melancholy), far less busy and cluttered than most Western and even some Ghibli animated features. A masterpiece in its indelibly idiosyncratic way. 

 You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling

At least half of Midwest Princess is solidly terrific; "Good Luck, Babe!" is the single of the year and catchiest Kate Bush song since Hounds of Love; the new album probably will be really fucking good; her non-endorsement is total bullshit, in the first place because non-politician celebrities shouldn't be expected or compelled to issue formal electoral endorsements but more noxiously because it came bundled in a both-sides-ist false equivalency that in 2024 means normalizing The Purge and state persecution of, inter alias, the non-heteronormative communities of which she's ostensibly a part and unequivocally a deeply indebted beneficiary; angsty and ambivalent about fame is fine, and of its own venerable tradition; mental health is serious and important; conceding that actually you don't really know all that much about politics (even in your own country and still less on the other damn side of the world) because you're just so busy right now with so many different things is perfectly fair and valid; vaguely lumping together a normal, competent progressive candidate and an amoral felon who incited an insurrection is indefensible; (Kate Bush: also much better at music than at saying stuff about politics, viz. not-saying-stuff-but-still-ultimately-saying-stuff-by-way-of-awkwardly-opting-out); Chappell Roan is the Chappell Roan 2024 deserves; Bowen Yang as Moo Deng the cranky baby hippopotamus is the Chappell Roan Chappell Roan deserves. 

Hiding in doubt 'til you brought me out of my chrysalis 

One of the best shows I've seen in years –– a generational-talent-level singer-songwriter and phenomenal live performer (virtues that don't necessarily or automatically align) at the peak of her powers. 

I only wish she had played "Heaven Is" and, admittedly more improbably, "I Remember Everything," which she elevated to an all-time-great downer duet. But an amazing concert, in any case, with covers of SZA and Chappell Roan aptly reflective of a genuinely ecumenical ethos that has deepened and expanded outwards from her early days singing about "when the straight and narrow gets a little too straight" at the Grand Ole Opry. Yet where approximate coeval Taylor Swift has mostly outgrown her early Nashville aesthetic, with many fans who can't even directly remember their pop heroine's country-starlet origins, Musgraves has grown within while willfully redefining the formal as well as cultural parameters of country music. They're two of our very best, following their respective arrows wherever they happen to point. 

 *sigh*

...Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about its own things. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble.

(I'm normally not one to post or invoke biblical quotations, but this is a really useful adage, no theologizing necessary. Really good movie too, if you've got the stomach for it and can stand Vincent Gallo...)

Blink Twice, Twice 

Fly Me to the Moon Delightfully uncynical and good-natured, and more than superficially "retro": a breezy escape hatch from a coarsened culture painfully contorted in on itself. In its peppy hopefulness and timely skewering of conspiracy-thinking FMTTM isn't just a glossy, fast-relief antidote to These Days. It's also an invitation to a still-viable alternative to extremist acrimony and cultural Ouroboroism that's not that far back in America's rearview mirror. (Heck, they should've screened it at the DNC!)

Blink Twice Pitched somewhere between a season-highlight Black Mirror episode and a solid conceptual/philosophical sequel to Get Out, it's over-stuffed both with stylistic flourishes and plot devices––some of which really work, some of which kinda-sorta work, some of which appear (while watching or else reflected back on) basically pointless. Having a career-year, Channing Tatum's performance is a radically counter-type possible career-best. Decidedly not so for Haley Joel Osment... Between this and Hit Man, Adria Arjorna is the revelation of the year, full stop.

Longlegs Evidently Donald Trump isn't the only one who has been thinking of late about Hannibal Lecter.

Strange Darling Some very nifty and clever parts, if finally less than the sum of them.

Said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna come find me

As of now, my favourite TTPD track, "Anthology" or otherwise (list now updated and necessarily expanded). It's arrestingly beautiful and sad, and showcases one of her low-key most distinctive skills: wringing new life and unexpected feeling from tired and/or obvious metaphors, here transmuting the wistful idyll of Neverland into lost futures, broken promises, and horizons that contract a little more each time she sings the chorus, cellphone flashlights the fairies she wishes she could still believe were real. But whatever residual semblance of magic's all bound up in the music, in the moment; more ephemeral even than youth. Or love. Over in under five minutes. (Lucky Swedes!)